These mosquitos have no behavior!

So I wake up this morning with the intense urge to scratch the heck outta the side of my neck. Why you ask? because a mosquito has somehow managed to sting me during my sleep on the side of my neck. The nerve of them. Since being in Thailand I have only been plagued by these pesky insects when I am outside at night...and even though I wear my 30% Deet bug spray (Thanks Aunt Doreen) I often forget my feet and get bitten on my toes. Do you know how much it sucks to have mosquito bites on your toes?? well, it sucks big time. 


...But as of recent these mosquitos have no manners. I have 2 mosquito bites on my behind. Yes, on my butt. Two! on my left butt cheek. What the heck...How am I supposed to scratch those bites in public??? and now the one on my neck looks like a hickey gone wrong. Geez....I know I'm sweet and all but moquitos, please cut me some slack. 


Im going to start using my new mosquito zapper. It looks like a tennis racket and it electrocutes the mosquitos. Who knew they had such nifty insect killer in Thailand. Too bad I almost never see the moquitos before the bite me.